Location: Red Rose Taverne, Fantasyland, Disneyland

Located in the back part of Fantasyland where sh*tty kids decide once and for all to ruin the day for the rest of their family, Red Rose Taverne is a pretty standard order-at-counter Disney restaurant. And by pretty standard, we mean terrible - except for the Grey Stuff Gâteau. A raspberry-filled red velvet cake topped with an icy white chocolate mousse, it’s one of our favorite desserts in the park and the perfect treat to snack on while watching two parents from Phoenix realize having children wasn’t the answer to their problems after all.